The Usual Suspects

Ha ha - you've stumbled across my hidden "joke" page! This is another thing originally posted on the Vinyl Vulture forum, a round-up of a few albums that are are now giving Mantovani, Jim Reeves et al some competition in the Charity Shop/Car Boot perennials stakes, with some (hopefully) amusing captions...

5 Star: no stars

Phil Collins: no value

Paul Young: no purchase*

Yazz: not wanted

RSF: wrong say punters

T'Pau: not worth t'pence

The Christians: even the lions aren't interested

TTD: the hard sell according to punters

Whitney: Houston, we have a problem shifting this

*as someone once pointed out, you can spot this album in the charity shop crates just by the top edge!


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